with-both-my-hearts:

shootingstarsblessing:

Do you ever just stop and think

Would my favourite character actually like me as a person?

Do you ever just stop and think

Would I like this character if they were a real person?

jerryspringers:

when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering

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04.18.2014 / +484208 / dutchster / jerryspringers

phasellus:

pickledinsanity:

beautyfromtheraw:

WHY DO THE BEES NEED TO DRIVE

THEY HAVE WINGS

WINGS

dont you ever bring logic into this movie

if u fuckers even watched the movie u would know they explained this by saying flying is the equivalence to running and i dont expect y’all would be running everywhere like goddamn usain bolt instead of driving you wrinkled buttplug

04.18.2014 / +77813 / joshpeck / beautyfromtheraw
  • me at age 12: ew older men
  • now: wow he's only 30?

"GERRRRROFFFFF THE FFFFFFONE"

04.18.2014 / +6249 / steveroegrs / hip-hop-zombie

fagmobs:

getmad-govegan:

being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good 

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04.18.2014 / +29842 / jackballs / getmad-govegan
Anonymous asked: What's your major in college?

morosity:

stress

04.18.2014 / +46224 / joshpeck / morosity

flylng:

why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard

04.18.2014 / +381591 / heliolisk / flylng

passion:

how to have a flat stomach

  1. remove all of your organs
04.18.2014 / +333216 / joshpeck / passion
04.18.2014 / +72522 / dutchster / ruinedchildhood